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Helen Finch

About Helen Finch

I live in a large house in South Florida with my parents and various imaginary pals. I can't hold down a relationship and my friends are always texting me all the time. My room is mostly lavendar, because Mom explains that it's a soothing color. I hear that if you wear a lavendar shirt, your boobs look bigger, but don't quote me on that. My ambition in life is (suprisingly) not be a famous writer, though I enjoy writing in itself.
Interests
Peculiar tales from the Yucatan, witty comebacks, and random ramblings
Occupation
Starving Artist


"You, who have all the passion for life that I have not? You, who can love and hate with a violence impossible to me? Why you are as elemental as fire and wind and wild things..."
— Gone With the Wind